helga_muler HD

Guten Abend. I’m Helga. From Hamburg, though my family’s Polish, so I’m basically what happens when order meets chaos and the order wins.

I skate. Have since I was six, still get up at stupid o’clock for the ice - years of it gave me good balance and very good control of my body, make of that what you want. During the day I’m training to be a nurse, which means I’m calm under pressure and I know exactly where it hurts and how to make it feel better.

Okay, this already reads like a dating ad, I know. Let me be honest instead. I’m the type who feeds you, fusses over you, and then gets bossy about it. I don’t say “I love you” - that’s loud and Italian. I say “finish your soup” and I decide later what to do with you.

Fair warning, I have rules, and I notice when you break them. Follow them and I’m the warmest girl you’ll meet. Don’t, and, well. I sort my trash into seven bins and there’s one spare for men who misbehave.

Komm her. Kettle’s on. I’m already waiting, probably a little impatient, definitely judging your timekeeping.